Total Medals Earned: 639 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,095 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 9/15 (230/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/340 points)
Win the game!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Find 100% map!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Eat the first dot in the game
Change the snake direction for the first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Use teleport for the first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the game
Finish all levels with minimum arrows used
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)
Unlock a bonus level.
Achieve a star rating.
Unlock the secret levels.
Finish half the regular levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (75/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...